Coolness Tunes: Yummy Music by the Scrumptiously GLAM ~!

AlexJeSuisChic is a Costarrican young artist who happens to write and produce his own songs in a very experimental way.

 

‘’When a disco ball gets broken, my music is what's inside... BEAT BEAT The Pop Leak’’

The Fun, Tantalizing, & lets not forget Flamboyant Music brought to us by the lavishly scrumptious  AlexJeSuisChic, it’s just awesome. We just can’t get the witty & piquant lyrics out of our minds ! We enjoy them so much, we  even make up words to go along with the playful beats.  It’s just so catchy it makes us  wanna bust out some moves while handing out some Jägermeister shots & posing vogueishly in midair XD.

DO check him out HERE  !!! We guarantee you’ll have fun with it ! And run ASAP to the candy store or any place where you can get your hands on  some  LICORICE !!!

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Vegan Diary Day 4, 5 & 6

Day 4

Day 4 had a good begging , not a good ending thou :S

Rice noodles w/ vegetables for lunch [ BTW. Having trouble w/ ur vegan diet ? .. Seems like u’ve got nothing to eat ? …Now Now, put that GRASS  ur calling lunch aside and listen to us ! Asian food is ur answer. We’ve actually been living on rice products and soy sauce !]

Guess what I had for dinner ..? SUSHI ! again ! only this this time I broke the rules and ate some cream cheese alongside w/ it ! and we snacked on some ice cream too.  Truth is I couldn’t take it anymore ! I CANNOT GIVE UP MY DAIRY PRODUCTS ! I CANNOT !!!! And NEWSFLASH … I WON’T ! I need my cheese , i need my butter  I need my Ice-cream I need my CALCIUM LOL !! So we decided we were DONE w/ veganism !        D-O-N-E . We’re eating dairy products now. Eggs are still prohibited !

Day 5 !

The cleaning lady made mashed potatoes and some beef for lunch :S so we ate a biiiiig bowl of Mash!! We didn't even stare at the meat ! We don't need it !

D&E went out at nite for some drinks ! it was like almost midnight  when hunger struck ! so we had some cheap and delicious yumyuminourtumtum pizza  ! Veggie one !!

Day 6 !

The Enis went to a party today !  They are  sad to say they ate : MEAT !!!! It wasn't one of those Veggie-friendly parties ! and we didn't wanna starve to death !!! We had chicken :S …… ok yes we also ate chicharrones !  …… and ….. Beef        :(           It was either that or chugging on a six pack  [YES !! Beer CAN be an entire meal ! XD ]

Eni <3 Soy Milk !

The Enis were kinda busy & tired yesterday so they kinda-sorta forgot bout the blog entry :( But guess what !!! Double entry today HORRAYS !

We’ve been CRAVING for cheese these past few days !! Like seriously WE NEED CHEESE !!!!  I think we can definitely go months w/o  meat but dairy products … ? OMG BECKY ! WE need Butter AND cheese AND yogurt !!!  And we miss our beloved mayo so so so so utterly MUCH !

Enough whining LETS VEGGIE TALK ! We’ve been eating real yummy food actually ! We had some Chickpea-green plantain  ‘picadillo(?)’w/ some white rice and tomato salad for  yesterday’s lunch  and We had Vegan Sushi nite <3

We made a real creamy tomato soup for today’s lunch  w/ some pita bread and a tomato-cucumber-mint salad  ! WE LOVE !! And we went out for dinner ! Wes could only eat 5 things in the menu ! How sad ! :S 5 out of 50, maybe ?

We’ve realized this veggie thing makes us go pee every  hour or so ! ! ! and we’ve been eating a lot lately ! its like we never get full ! We eat and get hungry within an hour or so :S Hope we don't get any fatter !!! LOLS

Vegan Challenge : Day 1 !!

8:30 am  --> Growling stomach !!! The Enis were  seriously hungry so they woke up ! We though we would have  sum cereal with soy milk for breakfast  ^-^    ….  but then  we realized Enis cereal {Kellogg's Komplete w/ Almonds} has honey[that's a no-no ] in it   :”( We seriously ran out of breakfast ideas ! But Enis chef-like-brain  started -engineering ideas- [we wish lol ] so we ended up eating multigrain cookie-like thingies  w/ sum oniontomatosoysugar ‘'marmalade’. It was actually real yumyum-in-our-tumtum  *plans on makin large quantities ! We LOVE *  *Ignores fact that they were CRAVING for sum cheese we had on our fridge *

Lunch was actually easier than we thought ! We made sum Pad Thai w/ tamarind sauce ,we just omitted Eggs  and Chicken . We even had guest ovah and there we no complains …. Ok ..ok ! It was a tad too spicy ! but it was scrumptiously yummy.  There was no need nor desire for meat ! I swear !

Sounds like we’re the perfect vegan specimen, huh ? ? ? ……..

 

 

 

 

 

 

….WE CHEATED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES !!! :(  WE CHEATED !!! We didn't mean to !! WE SWEAR !!! We were out w/ a friend  an i just grabbed her purse and got some cinnamon Altoids  [we were craving for pizza by then :S] and shoved it into our mouths  . 5 minutes later we checked the ingredients list just for curiosity … and BAAAm ! GELATIN [derived from collagen in animal’s skin :S]! effing kidding me ! Who would’ve though Altoids had gelatin in them !!!  We now thinks all products should  specify if they’re suitable for vegans… By law ! !!!                                           After the gelatin incident we went for some coffee at this real Hella-yum pastry shop ![we were dying inside !!! ] The Enis asked  if there was lactose/egg free products  and they didn't even now !!! *urgh *not a vegan friendly world lol. so they just bought a regular coffee  ; no milk of course and went to the supermarket next to the pastry shop ! We were in there like for 15 min trying to read all the small print  [Insert complain bout product specifications HERE ! …AGAIN] in them cookies [entire aisle full of things wes couldn't  eat ] till we found the oh-so-desired[maybe not] egg/lactose/honey free  Cookie utopia lol ! We could say them cookies were tasty [banana cinnamon blablablahs ] but not as tasty as them pastries we had to stare at T_T 

For dinner we whipped up a pasta salad with this weird shaped pasta called Pignolina [just semolin and water ] with sum avocado, tomato and broccoli ! It was actually tastier than it looked !

We’re actually OK w/ this challenge ! I did crave for some pizza and some Ice cream ! And i did feel limited when eating out  but on the  good side its busting our  creativity . Helps us think outside the box [Bacon-made box LOL] *yawns !*

Feeling kinda tired hope im still excited bout this by tomorrow !

Enibeni

UPDATE: just had a –hunger attack –! Thank God for the GalloPinto leftover lol

5-minutes-till-VEGAN-WEEK Complain !

*Writing with ice cream bucket in hand !*Lols  gotta  enjoy the non-vegan lifestyle while it lasts !

Just wanted to complain bout how expensive soy milk can be !!!!  Effing 3000 colones for a bottle of soy milk ?!?!!?  Eni thinks its overpriced ! We thought grocery shopping would be cheaper now that we’re vegan … guess its not ! ….but anyways .. daddy’s the one paying for it so i got 2 bottles [got the CHEAPEST one ] and guess what ???  One of the bottles got kinda spilled all over the fridge URGH ! so it now just half full ! :S

D&E Vegan Week Challenge & Random Challenges Soon

Starting this August 3rd till the 9th, Erick and Diana are going on a strict vegan diet.

They will also v/b log about their experiences. Everyday you will see Erick post about the progress, thoughts, and advice. By the end of the week, Diana will post a vlog.

So here are the rules:

-Golden Rule : D&E Should/Will ask themselves : Does this shit that I'm about to shove in ma' mouth come from an animal ? If the answer is YES, D&E WILL NOT eat it. (Nini no bad words! I'd like this to be kid friendly! -D).
-No meat[ dah !]. Bugs are included too, just in case there's lack of protein, we won't resort to eating them.

-Cannot eat dairy products .

-NO CHEATING !

On another note, we would like you to challenge us to anything that you can possibly think of. Just leave your comment below.

Thanks.

D&E

Bunny Pinata Tutorial

Hey! This is the tutorial I made for Eni's B-Day Bunny pinata. Things you'll need:

1.Box
2.Nylon string
3.Bead, clip or bobby pin
4. Wrapping paper
5.Tape
6.Glue
7. Glitter
8. Cardboard

Step 1
Take your box and make a slit or a hole, if it doesn't have one already.

Step 2
Tie your string to a bobby pin, a clip or make a hook with a bead.

Step 3

Bring the thread through the hole or slit on the bottom of your box. Tape it in place.

Step 4

Decorate your box, whether you choose to paint it or wrap it in candy paper, it doesn't really matter as long as you like it. Keep in mind that you have to leave your hook untouched and tie it as well as you can, having candy flying all over the place from a pinata being accidentally dropped, because someone didn't really do a great job at making knots is unacceptable! Not to mention EPIC FAIL people...

Step 5

Roll cotton into a ball and glue it to the back of the pinata.

Step 6

Make your ears. Trace your lines onto a piece of cardboard or just skip it and cut it directly.

Step 7

Apply glue onto your ears and sprinkle glitter. Shake off any excess.

Step 8

Attach your ears to the box. Make a face, I tried glueing candy as a face. Didn't work with the glue I had. Try better quality and it might just work. Or you can do as I did, paint a face on it. I didn't have a marker so.... I used what I had at the moment and that turned out to be blackest black nail polish! Haha now that I think about it, I could have added falsies and lipstick for the ultimate bunny pinata!! I kid...

Step 9

There is no step 9! :) Hang that thing and swing away people!! :)

ENI'S B-DAY!!

Hey y'all!! We've missed you!! D&E are on vacation!! First term is OVAH!! That means... MORE POSTS. We promise to keep it interesting. Tomorrow is NiNi's 19th b-day and Didis are making him a real awesome custom-made piñata. So DYI and amateur that anyone can do it! So were also going to make a tutorial on it and hopefully it'll be up on youtube or on our site by the end of this week. Everyone wish NiNi a happy b-day!!

Much love,

Didix2

Ha! And I get to whore out the flier I made for the event! I can't spell :(

D&E ....DEAD?!

Naaaaaah ! We aint dead we're just lacking cretivity .
But dontcha' worry dudes&dudettes ... Rumor has it D&E are going Veggie ... Yes! u heard us good... Bacon-lover-Enibeni & Flesh-eatin'-Didis will be Veggie devouring machines for 2 weeks or 'til we poop green LOLS . So ppl ... just wait. D&E Veggie Chronicles comin' soon

Enibeni

Vlog: Xteeener Commercial Video Contest Winner Not Yet Announced

Supposedly, the winner of this contest had to be announced by Wednesday. We were just really excited about knowing. Eni and I had a conversation and we said that whatever happens, happens *wow how deep*. But most importantly, never expect the best thing to happen, because if it doesn't, you'll feel terribly disappointed.

So D&E is prepared to hear the final verdict!

Update: Nope. We didn't win and xteeener didn't judge on creativity. I don't mean to be a hater or anything, but let's just say everyone's entitled to their opinion. Were we disqualified because the song said "sh*tty" in it? Or maybe because we did not post the video until 2 hours after the contest had ended? Gee... eff that! We had fun and that's all that matters. :P

The PaperBagFacedDudette Chronicles –> CAt drEAmS[ double entry ]

ENI NOTE :

So … Y’all READY ? D&E struck BACK ! Only this time more Fabulous than eva’ !!

I'm not kidding . One might have a STROKE or  a Fabulous-Overdose LOLS with our new –Cat Dream- Video ! Its oh-so-utterly-Scrumptious and YUMMY ! !  I just cant get over it !! lmao – that’ll show the other contestants *cough* BITCHES!*cough* not to mess with D&E  *goes all Ghetto *-

Bow at @Didix2 Feet , she’s the mastermind behind the vid ! *BEARHUGS*  We’d also like to thank @eduvega  for his collab in filming and acting HYENA LOLS at his performance !  and lets not forget @sliimy which we happen to L-O-V-E <3

DIDI NOTE:

Hey you guys! It's been so long since I posted my last entry! I miss doing this! :)

Anyway, this time we made another video. We really had loads of fun making it and I had to overcome my fears of being looked at by putting a bag on my head and walking in downtown San Jose. Eni talked me into it... I probably would have chickened out and just made him wear that, but he's manipulative. B*tch! I kid I love NiNi. :P

First off big thanks go out to McDonald's, thank you so much for your paper bag! It was one of the coolest things in the video. We just didn't know where to get a plain bag with nothing on it, but the McD one made the video that much more interesting. :P I sure got a few nasty looks and scared some people too, but it was well worth it.

About the cat in this video, I seriously don't know how I came up with that, I'm just really strange... And dreams aren't meant to make sense right, now are they? Since when have you dreamed of something that made the least sense?! Dreams don't make sense at all! Most of the time I can't even remember what I dreamed about... Dreams have no meaning for those of you who actually believed your Philosophy teacher. I never believed the baldy. :P

About the editing... it was ass... iMovie was giving me crap. Never get iMovie O8 people. Never! It took me over 12 hours to edit this.... No wonder why I couldn't get up for class. Sad Sad Sad.

I was at a friend's house and I got home a bit late and I forgot that eastern time in the US was a 2 hour difference for us, who live in a totally different time zone. So our entry was just in time, if not 2 hours too late. I sure hope xteener accepts this entry, because we worked really hard on this. We gave it our all! *dude I know I sound lame. I am lame*

I was going to post another video of me telling you guys why we made the video and how it all happened, why it was the way it was, but just the thought of editing and waiting 2 hours for it to upload was just TOO much. I need my beauty sleep now more than ever, because I've been looking terribly haggard lately. Heehee but now I know I can always resort to wearing a bag over my head if I just can't be bothered with putting on makeup that day! Haha maybe not!

Here's the video. We hope you like it.

Lots of lov and XO 

The Didis & The Enis !

 

Behind The Scenes : The PaperBagFacedDudette Chronicles

 

So D&E have been workin on sumsum cool new scrumptious vid ! That will definitely kick the others contestants[ Xteeners YouTube Contest ] Asses !

Heres a Lil’ Sneak Peak !

Behind the scenes

Enibeni

Coolness Tunes: Yummy Music By The Scrumptiously Geeky: Multi-Instrumentalist ANDREW BIRD

 

Great Vocals, Scrumptious  Sounds , Astounding Lyrics ! He plays the Guitar, the Violin, The Mandolin & the Glockenspiel. He’s Andrew Bird , awesome Chicago Performer.  D&E  first stumbled across  this  Multitalented Dude through a friend of us Enis [ Thanx @gauiii ] and we’ve been loving him ever since. His music is  just so refreshing both lyrics and sounds !  I’d say he brings fresh sounds to the table, while mixin’  Folk, Jazz, some Indie and lets not forget The Whistling [which we happen to love ! It really works out for him !]

So ! IndiePopGeek ! Check him out [ or stalk him via Twitter  @Andrew Bird ! like we do lol]! 

The Enis !

See ya’ FREAK !

^.^

D&E Lolwear !!!!

 

TAke this Mr. @Muffincastle ! ….

D&E first stumbled across muffincastle’s horrid creations on Twitter … in hopes of gettin' sumsum free material . D&E LOVE free ! … even if  its a fuglyfuglyfugly Muffincastle Tee designed by poophead Marissa LOL. So D&E were super persistent {just as the Didis once said} and licked @Muffincastle’s ass for several weeks in hopes of brand new Soft American Apparel 100% cotton tees, even though they were fuck ugly Tees D&E couldn’t turn ‘'em down. Inside out always works ! LOL

But oh well …. wes never got shit !… so we removed @muffincastle from our Twitter . URGH Wes HATE EM!   My baby sister [ if I had one XD] can draw better than they do ! Wait …. OMG .. I CAN DRAW BETTER THAN THEY DO ! … So The Enis thought –Yo’ Didis! We should launch our own D&E clothing line ! Scrumptious coolness for the @muffincastle haters lol -

And that's how D&E  lolwear was born ! We now present to you geeky/freaky/cool?/lol reader Our first collection : Pets Poop! Enjoy ! If u wish to purchase one of our exclusive Tees just leave a comment with your email and D&E will get to you straight away ! LOL

ROTFLMAO

Dear reader : We’re just teasing you … there’s no such thing as D&E  lolwear ….. YET!

~Enibernard ~

D&E's Awesome-Fantastic Scavenger Hunt In The Supermarket FAIL

Here you have it, just as we promised. Make sure to:

1. Click on the image (video below) NOT THE PLAY BUTTON.

2.Watch it in HIGH QUALITY by clicking on the "HD" button or "Watch in High Quality".

Normal quality SUCKS!! Check out High Quality!

:) Enjoy!

SPECIAL!!! Random Youtube Video By Didi

Didi just posted a video response to Hanh's video, a giveaway contest. Yeah, I'm usually too shy to let people see me :( , but this time I was actually happy to make a video. And guess what?

This time it took me like 10 min to film and edit this! Ok not, more like 20 min, because photobooth went kooky and I was going mute and it just deleted the video automatically! Ok, enough crap-yap here ya go! And please don't be rude!!

And yeah, I do realize I'm annoying, I just like to annoy you by being annoying! NEVER MIND!!!

Click here to watch it full-sized.

New Video To Our Special African Reader

We love all the international readers! 

Thank you so much for stopping by!

About this video, Eni and I had been raving about this special dot on our map. We were laughing at the fact that we had a "pirate or sailor", at sea, reading our blog, and that's the whole story behind this. And yes, we know that's probably not it, but wouldn't it be cool?

Click here to watch and make sure to leave us a comment to let us know what you think. Don't bother to rate, just comment, but don't be rude, kay? 

Coolness Tunes, Yummy Music By The Scrumptiously Geeky: From The UK With Love!

*Eni look at that! It's the "slice of bread" monsta! And gloomy bear <3! 

"Coca Cola Is Pop. Madonna Is Not"

Yet another music post in bright NEON COLORS WE LOVE. 

Perez usually has some strange songs featured on his blog. And. We just love it!

Although some songs they send him, that do make it are AWEFUL! 

Geeks we're gonna "groove slam work it back, filter that, baby bump that track"! Okay?!

We needed some music that didn't imply the subjects of getting dumped and being madly in love with that person, that you feel the need to go suicidal, because they cheated on you.

Blahblah depressing shizz has grown old and boring. Pretty much every single song out there talks about love, GET CREATIVE PPL! Give us some world in pretty rainbow colors.

That's why I'm so thrilled to introduce you to the Karoshi Bros. Their music is obviously influenced by the Western fad of Japanese mod culture appreciation. And we're eating it all up and even licking the crumbs off the plate!

Anyway today's song is pure amazing! It's a combination of our top two favorite genres of music: pop and electronica.

Geeks, eat this up and don't puke it up!! Kay? 

Get ready for some indie pop overkill!!

Here it is... "Love The World" Agh! Globalization and its retarded, and yet effective ways of making us into consumerism druggies, just turned into a song! 

Coolness-Awesome-Fantastic <3

Coolness Tunes: Yummy Music By The Scrumptiously Geeky Hip-Hop Edition

Get your grillz out y'all! TACKY TIME!!

Even if they're made out of aluminum foil! * we all know you've done it!!* 

Ok. Nuff nonsense.

Check out "Let It Rock", this mega outdated song by Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil Wayne and his nasty-looking grillz.

So sad some wrestling show took this song as it's theme song. 

To me that just makes this song even tackier than it already is, what do you think?

Coolness Tunes: Yummy Music By The Scrumptiously Geeky, Sweetness From Greenland With Love

Get yourself as comfy as possible and grab some coffee to get in the mood of things!

Brought to you by IndieFeed Pop podcast, this is Nive Nielsen, a young Inuk from Greenland, who currently resides in the UK. 

With the sweetest voice since Lenka, Nive's mellowness and soothing sonic charm will blow you indie pop-folk lovers away. This song is called Coffee Boy Song. 

If you're really interested in her music, check out her myspace, she has some other cool songs, but in my opinion "Coffee Boy Song" is by far her best song.

Hope you enjoy it as much as I do! 

^x^ Lov Di

The Preview Of The Preview Of D&E's Newest Adventure

Hey geeks! 

Told ya I was gonna make a new vid for y'all! Check it out!! 

Rate, Comment, And Subscribe! 

Love <3

 

PS: feel free to add annotations to the video just click here.

Why Podcasts Should Be King 2.0. : The Better Explanation

I know last time, one guy, I mean, some of our readers didn't exactly think my explanation of podcasts was precisely clear. I was going to personally make a video, since I've had a lot of free time during these past few months of university vacations. I'll make one later, what will it be about? I still have no idea. Bear with me, you guys, please do.
Anyway, I found this video that explains how podcasting works, in plain english.

Coolness Tunes: Yummy Music By The Scrumptiously Geeky

Listen up you guys! I feel like it's been a while! Eni and I had been thinking about doing a music section, so here it is!

Our first ever recommendation will be Sliimy. Yes. Sliimy with double the "i". If you're a BIG fan of pop, but most importantly indie pop, you'll most likely ADORE him. If you're not into it, we suggest you stop reading.

We first came across this singer, while reading an article on one of our all-time favorite blogs: Perez Hilton's. He had posted a video, in which Sliimy was doing a praise-worthy cover of "Womanizer", originally performed and made famous by Britney Spears. The simplicity and the harmonious sounds attracted us into wanting to find out more.

This amazing 20 year-old artist hails from Saint-Etienne, France, and sounds just as good live, if not even better. His voice is quite pitchy, almost the one of a woman, but that just makes him even more unique. His songs are all so different and yet it seems like they're related in some way, as if he were telling a story. His music makes for amazing pick-me-up songs or simply songs you could listen to to chill. You get blues, pop, folk, ska, reggae, electronica in just the right amounts. 

At first he made us think of Mika and Adele, but he's just pure Sliimy. You shouldn't compare. He's earned that right. He's happiness, he's rainbow, he's utopian, he's ugh! PERFECTION! Makes the heart go thumping like crazy!

Even though he does have some deliciously put together songs on his website, he has yet to release a complete album.

On his myspace you can find 5 songs, which are easily downloadable for free, if you follow the steps Eni showed you or you can buy his new single "Wake Up" on iTunes. This single is only available as a preview on myspace, but it is well worth the money. So go get it!

We adore his fun colorful style (aw! the skinny jeans and the cardis, not to mention the glasses and the curly hair just make us go: "Hands down! Sliimy is the definition of scrumptious-geek pop), but most importantly we really enjoy his work as a musician.

Here is the video for Sliimy's version of "Womanizer". Enjoy the yumminess.

Perez Hilton vs Lily Allen via Twitter

The Enis where chillin’, as in nearly asleep, at their beach-front-hotel balcony [it was waaaay too damn hot to be at the beach & we also ate a lotta mushrooms at lunch[yummy in our tummies] ] when twitter-mayhem caught Eni’s attention :O , It was Perez ! stricking again ! Only this time VIA TWITTER [D&E Strongly recommend the use of marvelous tWITTER. Twitter is now in the top three awesomest-most-used social networks; Outwon by Facebook of couse ], Bashin’ poor lil’-brit-hoe-gotta-love Lily Allen. But Good Ol’ Lily knows how to put a fight!! We just couldn’t get our eyes off twitter. It was just Twitterrific [yeah we know … the aplication blah blah blah , we copycats-no-creativity-phony bloggers XD Bleeeeh !] Well then … enough with the blah-blah: here’s a peak at the Twitter action !

Hope you’re Scrumptios enough to get the secuence of the Tweets. Well I guess you could be a phony reader[ohh dont take it personal, we love u !]so heres the deal. Read from the bottom up, starting with Perez Hilton, then read Lily’s Bottom Tweet , then Perez, Lily, Perez, Lily and so on till u reach the top XD

Enjoy !

eNiBeNi !

PS: D&E encourage you to use Twitter, its Scrumptious coolness !

D&E's Awesome-Fantastic Scavenger Hunt For The Tacky Cheap Wear: Pants Edition

Currently Listening To: Cansei De Ser Sexy (they remind us a bit of Le Corps Mince De Francois)

D&E were a bit bored, OK, well, really bored, so they decided to visit the local mall. And as expected they went into Zara = not-

such-good-quality clothes but really affordable and cool. 

They took advantage of their trip, and decided to give you a review on the new Zara clothes and some tips. This applies to both, the dudes and the gals.

BTW: We're no longer wanted shoppers at ZARA [ Yo'dids? Ever thought we could get banned off from the colosal INDITEX firm?-lmao- I mean ... Picture that!: Wis paying some weird geek for him to buy the IT item of the season for us to have it & be scrumptiously cool.(Just like the kids without ID buying liquor)] 

D&E always make a mess. We drop clothes on the floor. Not to mention all the perfectly folded and aligned piles of tidy clothes that we always seem to knock over. We take ILLEGAL pics of the clothes. We sit on the floor and try on Kid Clothes. Plus we're REAL LOUD!

~#1 Let's Talk Leggings~

To the Dudes: It's okay if you read. It works if you're a tranny. WE LOVE TRANNIES ^x^. "They're our muses" - Didis

We own many pairs of leggings (most of them, we regret buying and never wear)enough to give you some useful tips. *Apologizing. Owns up to the fact that some of our posts are just a bit futile* we don't want you to make the same mistakes we did.

* Leggings: 

Are basically tights, NOT PANTS, so don't ever wear them alone, without a garment that falls past your booty. You don't want your  panties to show, right? Unless you're a hooker, you probably won't. You might find yourself picking a wedgie unintentionally. *doesn't want to tell you she's been there, but only because they were one size too small, but we always wear a skirt to cover the katoosh*

* Size: 

If you can't try them on before you buy them, try going for a size bigger,  leggings are usually tight, and you probably don't want them to be uncomfortable, unless you are willing to agonize just to look good. 

*Materials: 

DON'T EVER GO FOR METAL!! Yes, they're gorgeous and shiny but... Always read the tags and see what materials they are made of. From personal experience, I highly discourage you to buy the one with metal in them. They make you itchy, even if the size is just right. Besides, scratching through them DOES NOT HELP.  *Doesn't want to admit it because she still wears them but that's because she's a .... what's it called Eni? Something with SDM Fill us in please.

* FYI: Get the ones that are as close to 100% cotton as possible, you probably won't find above 95% cotton, since you have to have at least 5 % of some sort stretchy material.

*Color: 

Are you little overweight or have gigantic thighs? NEVER GO FOR VINYL SHINY THIGHS IN DARK HUES NOR IN LIGHTER ONES = NONE!! 

Sorry to break it to you, fashionistas, but those make you look heavier than you really are. A LOT HEAVIER. It may sound like it's all the way around, but the shininess of the vinyl has the same effect as white conventional leggings or tights.

If you're lucky enough to be stick skinny, and you're legs make you look emaciated, you shouldn't hesitate to buy a pair of vinyl leggings, even if you're a guy. A stylish guy. They'll work like implants in the boobies of a porn star wannabe. Satisfaction guaranteed!! 

PS: American Apparel has THE best vinyl and nylon leggings. 

Also, please don't go animal print unless you're a hooker that is *thinking she should probably tell you those floral ones can also be put in the hooker category*... TOO BOLD, TOO TRASY, TOO FLASHY, JUST OVERALL NASTY! Go black and don't go back? *eff I totally ruined it here, whatevs, move on!*

PS: We went to Zara a couple days ago and got these so-called "denim leggings". One thing: THEY'RE NOT LEGGINGS. I have no idea why people keep using the term for pants. They're just ultra skinny jeans that's all. Leggings are leggings, pants are pants. It's amazing how even the industry can't tell them apart. *getting irritated* 

*Picture for embarrassment purposes *grinding her teeth, thanks Eni* 

Man, I hope I can get past the embarrassment of totally losing my face for posting these pics with my face in them (was going to take them down, but not anymore, since >:( eni already showed them to y'all), doing weird stuff like this, but it's all for you readers, WE LOVE YOU!! thanks for the support. * cursing those who give us the "shut up vote" you know what I think about that and I know who you are*

This thread WILL continue with the Dude Edition, whenever Eni feels like picking up where he left last time. "Enis just too tired." - Enis
Thanks for reading our blog n.n
D&E

Our Most Scrumptious Apology

HeY ppl !
So the lack of activities in Eni's Schedule drove him to mess with the Blog's html, Wis wanted to pimp the blog up , in order to achieve ULTIMATE-AWESOME-OUTOFTHISWORLD-COOLNESS so we sat on our computah{ok not literally lols} and started to change stuff XD, Its was kind of a html rape lols, wis mishandled the codes, and it was a dissaster !!! Wis wanted to cry ! The blog din't work, the Didis weren't online to help ! OH MY it was Chaos ! CHAOS EXTRAORDINAIRE!
So D&E Wanted to express our most scrumptious apologies XD for the lack of visual coolness; But we'll be back on track soon !
eNiBeNi

Hot From The Oven: Guitar Lessons With Mr. Mayer Himself

Oh, thank you! There's no Maniston in the video, you guys!! only J. Mayer juiciness *swoon. 



PS: To the haters, who have been rating this post "Oh Shut Up", YOU SHUT THE EFF UP!! ^__^ we mean it.

Delivering The Morning Juice, Yet Again: Twitter Time!!

TWIT TWIT TWAT *beep, bad word

Okay, so as some of you might know, or not, D&E love twitter, it's become kind of an obsession, it's pretty cool, funny, and easy to use. 

Note to readers: Didis are not known for quality reviews so... (letting out the hyena lol)

Here's a sample of Twitter fun, for the noobies or newbies, and the pros (vaguely meaning D&E). 

Video 1) Just for fun, especially recommended for the pros, but noobies (likes spelling that way) can watch too, pretty comical.

Video 2) Explains what twitter is in a pretty entertaining way!!

PS: check out user charlestrippy on youtube.