Sunday, February 8, 2009

D&E's Awesome-Fantastic Scavenger Hunt For The Tacky Cheap Wear: Pants Edition

Currently Listening To: Cansei De Ser Sexy (they remind us a bit of Le Corps Mince De Francois)


D&E were a bit bored, OK, well, really bored, so they decided to visit the local mall. And as expected they went into Zara = not-
such-good-quality clothes but really affordable and cool. 
They took advantage of their trip, and decided to give you a review on the new Zara clothes and some tips. This applies to both, the dudes and the gals.






BTW: We're no longer wanted shoppers at ZARA [ Yo'dids? Ever thought we could get banned off from the colosal INDITEX firm?-lmao- I mean ... Picture that!: Wis paying some weird geek for him to buy the IT item of the season for us to have it & be scrumptiously cool.(Just like the kids without ID buying liquor)
D&E always make a mess. We drop clothes on the floor. Not to mention all the perfectly folded and aligned piles of tidy clothes that we always seem to knock over. We take ILLEGAL pics of the clothes. We sit on the floor and try on Kid Clothes. Plus we're REAL LOUD!



~#1 Let's Talk Leggings~

To the Dudes: It's okay if you read. It works if you're a tranny. WE LOVE TRANNIES ^x^. "They're our muses" - Didis

We own many pairs of leggings (most of them, we regret buying and never wear)enough to give you some useful tips. *Apologizing. Owns up to the fact that some of our posts are just a bit futile* we don't want you to make the same mistakes we did.

* Leggings: 

Are basically tights, NOT PANTS, so don't ever wear them alone, without a garment that falls past your booty. You don't want your  panties to show, right? Unless you're a hooker, you probably won't. You might find yourself picking a wedgie unintentionally. *doesn't want to tell you she's been there, but only because they were one size too small, but we always wear a skirt to cover the katoosh*

Size: 

If you can't try them on before you buy them, try going for a size bigger,  leggings are usually tight, and you probably don't want them to be uncomfortable, unless you are willing to agonize just to look good. 

*Materials: 

DON'T EVER GO FOR METAL!! Yes, they're gorgeous and shiny but... Always read the tags and see what materials they are made of. From personal experience, I highly discourage you to buy the one with metal in them. They make you itchy, even if the size is just right. Besides, scratching through them DOES NOT HELP.  *Doesn't want to admit it because she still wears them but that's because she's a .... what's it called Eni? Something with SDM Fill us in please.

* FYI: Get the ones that are as close to 100% cotton as possible, you probably won't find above 95% cotton, since you have to have at least 5 % of some sort stretchy material.

*Color: 

Are you little overweight or have gigantic thighs? NEVER GO FOR VINYL SHINY THIGHS IN DARK HUES NOR IN LIGHTER ONES = NONE!! 
Sorry to break it to you, fashionistas, but those make you look heavier than you really are. A LOT HEAVIER. It may sound like it's all the way around, but the shininess of the vinyl has the same effect as white conventional leggings or tights.
If you're lucky enough to be stick skinny, and you're legs make you look emaciated, you shouldn't hesitate to buy a pair of vinyl leggings, even if you're a guy. A stylish guy. They'll work like implants in the boobies of a porn star wannabe. Satisfaction guaranteed!! 

PS: American Apparel has THE best vinyl and nylon leggings. 
Also, please don't go animal print unless you're a hooker that is *thinking she should probably tell you those floral ones can also be put in the hooker category*... TOO BOLD, TOO TRASY, TOO FLASHY, JUST OVERALL NASTY! Go black and don't go back? *eff I totally ruined it here, whatevs, move on!*

PS: We went to Zara a couple days ago and got these so-called "denim leggings". One thing: THEY'RE NOT LEGGINGS. I have no idea why people keep using the term for pants. They're just ultra skinny jeans that's all. Leggings are leggings, pants are pants. It's amazing how even the industry can't tell them apart. *getting irritated* 



*Picture for embarrassment purposes *grinding her teeth, thanks Eni* 
Man, I hope I can get past the embarrassment of totally losing my face for posting these pics with my face in them (was going to take them down, but not anymore, since >:( eni already showed them to y'all), doing weird stuff like this, but it's all for you readers, WE LOVE YOU!! thanks for the support. * cursing those who give us the "shut up vote" you know what I think about that and I know who you are*





This thread WILL continue with the Dude Edition, whenever Eni feels like picking up where he left last time. "Enis just too tired." - Enis
Thanks for reading our blog n.n
D&E


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