On a more informative (useful) note, we took to our blog to bring you the (what we consider to be the latest) scoop on how to achieve those magnificent celeb smiles, so you no longer feel self-conscious when flashing that beautiful grin at people. Here are some words of wisdom from Miss Jones."...I love to eat an apple after a meal, just to cleanse my teeth - they always look polished afterwards."
If you can't have an apple, a strawberry or pineapple works too, says CZJ.
"The juice or pulp of strawberries contains malic acid, which serves as an astringent and can lighten surface stains. Pineapples work the same way."
We've been having apples after every single meal for the past 2 months. We thought it was our new toothpaste doing all the work (when in reality it wasn't that new, this is the second time that we've fully used up the whole tube, first time had no effect whatsoever), but now that we look back on it, it wasn't just the toothpaste scrubbing those nasty stains off! (duh moment and WTF).
We've tried sodium bicarbonate, lemon, even soap!, and all kinds of crazy homemade astringents, but from now on, we better stick to the sweeter fruit basket. Hopes this works for you too!!
XoXo Didi <3
PS: Perez is probably going to sue us for plagiarism, but so long as we are not that popular...lol gotta love Perez.
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Who does she think she's kidding? this bitch aint fooling no one! Honey and salt my ass! She goes to the best plastic surgeon that old Michael's money can buy!
I'm seriously enjoying this, it just looks like something a Perez reader would write!! We impressed, we thought we were the only people here, who actually take the time.
*we have his blog bookmarked and go berserk when it doesn't open. lov lov <3 lil perez soo cute
Anyways, CZJ has her own money, that old guy may be her sugardaddy, but I think what she's saying is indeed kinda true. I'm no scientist, dermatologist, whatev, but I've read that honey has healing properties and the salt just scrubs off any dead cells, it makes sense.
I starting to smell stardom dids !!
Cheers to us !
lmao
Lols I say wis enis & didis are GENIUS! I like how D&E sounds, it's like dieni!! how cute is that?! ^__^
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