Coolness Tunes, Yummy Music By The Scrumptiously Geeky: From The UK With Love!

*Eni look at that! It's the "slice of bread" monsta! And gloomy bear <3! 

"Coca Cola Is Pop. Madonna Is Not"

Yet another music post in bright NEON COLORS WE LOVE. 

Perez usually has some strange songs featured on his blog. And. We just love it!

Although some songs they send him, that do make it are AWEFUL! 

Geeks we're gonna "groove slam work it back, filter that, baby bump that track"! Okay?!

We needed some music that didn't imply the subjects of getting dumped and being madly in love with that person, that you feel the need to go suicidal, because they cheated on you.

Blahblah depressing shizz has grown old and boring. Pretty much every single song out there talks about love, GET CREATIVE PPL! Give us some world in pretty rainbow colors.

That's why I'm so thrilled to introduce you to the Karoshi Bros. Their music is obviously influenced by the Western fad of Japanese mod culture appreciation. And we're eating it all up and even licking the crumbs off the plate!

Anyway today's song is pure amazing! It's a combination of our top two favorite genres of music: pop and electronica.

Geeks, eat this up and don't puke it up!! Kay? 

Get ready for some indie pop overkill!!

Here it is... "Love The World" Agh! Globalization and its retarded, and yet effective ways of making us into consumerism druggies, just turned into a song! 

Coolness-Awesome-Fantastic <3

Coolness Tunes: Yummy Music By The Scrumptiously Geeky Hip-Hop Edition

Get your grillz out y'all! TACKY TIME!!

Even if they're made out of aluminum foil! * we all know you've done it!!* 

Ok. Nuff nonsense.

Check out "Let It Rock", this mega outdated song by Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil Wayne and his nasty-looking grillz.

So sad some wrestling show took this song as it's theme song. 

To me that just makes this song even tackier than it already is, what do you think?

Coolness Tunes: Yummy Music By The Scrumptiously Geeky, Sweetness From Greenland With Love

Get yourself as comfy as possible and grab some coffee to get in the mood of things!

Brought to you by IndieFeed Pop podcast, this is Nive Nielsen, a young Inuk from Greenland, who currently resides in the UK. 

With the sweetest voice since Lenka, Nive's mellowness and soothing sonic charm will blow you indie pop-folk lovers away. This song is called Coffee Boy Song. 

If you're really interested in her music, check out her myspace, she has some other cool songs, but in my opinion "Coffee Boy Song" is by far her best song.

Hope you enjoy it as much as I do! 

^x^ Lov Di

The Preview Of The Preview Of D&E's Newest Adventure

Hey geeks! 

Told ya I was gonna make a new vid for y'all! Check it out!! 

Rate, Comment, And Subscribe! 

Love <3

 

PS: feel free to add annotations to the video just click here.

Why Podcasts Should Be King 2.0. : The Better Explanation

I know last time, one guy, I mean, some of our readers didn't exactly think my explanation of podcasts was precisely clear. I was going to personally make a video, since I've had a lot of free time during these past few months of university vacations. I'll make one later, what will it be about? I still have no idea. Bear with me, you guys, please do.
Anyway, I found this video that explains how podcasting works, in plain english.

Coolness Tunes: Yummy Music By The Scrumptiously Geeky

Listen up you guys! I feel like it's been a while! Eni and I had been thinking about doing a music section, so here it is!

Our first ever recommendation will be Sliimy. Yes. Sliimy with double the "i". If you're a BIG fan of pop, but most importantly indie pop, you'll most likely ADORE him. If you're not into it, we suggest you stop reading.

We first came across this singer, while reading an article on one of our all-time favorite blogs: Perez Hilton's. He had posted a video, in which Sliimy was doing a praise-worthy cover of "Womanizer", originally performed and made famous by Britney Spears. The simplicity and the harmonious sounds attracted us into wanting to find out more.

This amazing 20 year-old artist hails from Saint-Etienne, France, and sounds just as good live, if not even better. His voice is quite pitchy, almost the one of a woman, but that just makes him even more unique. His songs are all so different and yet it seems like they're related in some way, as if he were telling a story. His music makes for amazing pick-me-up songs or simply songs you could listen to to chill. You get blues, pop, folk, ska, reggae, electronica in just the right amounts. 

At first he made us think of Mika and Adele, but he's just pure Sliimy. You shouldn't compare. He's earned that right. He's happiness, he's rainbow, he's utopian, he's ugh! PERFECTION! Makes the heart go thumping like crazy!

Even though he does have some deliciously put together songs on his website, he has yet to release a complete album.

On his myspace you can find 5 songs, which are easily downloadable for free, if you follow the steps Eni showed you or you can buy his new single "Wake Up" on iTunes. This single is only available as a preview on myspace, but it is well worth the money. So go get it!

We adore his fun colorful style (aw! the skinny jeans and the cardis, not to mention the glasses and the curly hair just make us go: "Hands down! Sliimy is the definition of scrumptious-geek pop), but most importantly we really enjoy his work as a musician.

Here is the video for Sliimy's version of "Womanizer". Enjoy the yumminess.

Perez Hilton vs Lily Allen via Twitter

The Enis where chillin’, as in nearly asleep, at their beach-front-hotel balcony [it was waaaay too damn hot to be at the beach & we also ate a lotta mushrooms at lunch[yummy in our tummies] ] when twitter-mayhem caught Eni’s attention :O , It was Perez ! stricking again ! Only this time VIA TWITTER [D&E Strongly recommend the use of marvelous tWITTER. Twitter is now in the top three awesomest-most-used social networks; Outwon by Facebook of couse ], Bashin’ poor lil’-brit-hoe-gotta-love Lily Allen. But Good Ol’ Lily knows how to put a fight!! We just couldn’t get our eyes off twitter. It was just Twitterrific [yeah we know … the aplication blah blah blah , we copycats-no-creativity-phony bloggers XD Bleeeeh !] Well then … enough with the blah-blah: here’s a peak at the Twitter action !

Hope you’re Scrumptios enough to get the secuence of the Tweets. Well I guess you could be a phony reader[ohh dont take it personal, we love u !]so heres the deal. Read from the bottom up, starting with Perez Hilton, then read Lily’s Bottom Tweet , then Perez, Lily, Perez, Lily and so on till u reach the top XD

Enjoy !

eNiBeNi !

PS: D&E encourage you to use Twitter, its Scrumptious coolness !

D&E's Awesome-Fantastic Scavenger Hunt For The Tacky Cheap Wear: Pants Edition

Currently Listening To: Cansei De Ser Sexy (they remind us a bit of Le Corps Mince De Francois)

D&E were a bit bored, OK, well, really bored, so they decided to visit the local mall. And as expected they went into Zara = not-

such-good-quality clothes but really affordable and cool. 

They took advantage of their trip, and decided to give you a review on the new Zara clothes and some tips. This applies to both, the dudes and the gals.

BTW: We're no longer wanted shoppers at ZARA [ Yo'dids? Ever thought we could get banned off from the colosal INDITEX firm?-lmao- I mean ... Picture that!: Wis paying some weird geek for him to buy the IT item of the season for us to have it & be scrumptiously cool.(Just like the kids without ID buying liquor)] 

D&E always make a mess. We drop clothes on the floor. Not to mention all the perfectly folded and aligned piles of tidy clothes that we always seem to knock over. We take ILLEGAL pics of the clothes. We sit on the floor and try on Kid Clothes. Plus we're REAL LOUD!

~#1 Let's Talk Leggings~

To the Dudes: It's okay if you read. It works if you're a tranny. WE LOVE TRANNIES ^x^. "They're our muses" - Didis

We own many pairs of leggings (most of them, we regret buying and never wear)enough to give you some useful tips. *Apologizing. Owns up to the fact that some of our posts are just a bit futile* we don't want you to make the same mistakes we did.

* Leggings: 

Are basically tights, NOT PANTS, so don't ever wear them alone, without a garment that falls past your booty. You don't want your  panties to show, right? Unless you're a hooker, you probably won't. You might find yourself picking a wedgie unintentionally. *doesn't want to tell you she's been there, but only because they were one size too small, but we always wear a skirt to cover the katoosh*

* Size: 

If you can't try them on before you buy them, try going for a size bigger,  leggings are usually tight, and you probably don't want them to be uncomfortable, unless you are willing to agonize just to look good. 

*Materials: 

DON'T EVER GO FOR METAL!! Yes, they're gorgeous and shiny but... Always read the tags and see what materials they are made of. From personal experience, I highly discourage you to buy the one with metal in them. They make you itchy, even if the size is just right. Besides, scratching through them DOES NOT HELP.  *Doesn't want to admit it because she still wears them but that's because she's a .... what's it called Eni? Something with SDM Fill us in please.

* FYI: Get the ones that are as close to 100% cotton as possible, you probably won't find above 95% cotton, since you have to have at least 5 % of some sort stretchy material.

*Color: 

Are you little overweight or have gigantic thighs? NEVER GO FOR VINYL SHINY THIGHS IN DARK HUES NOR IN LIGHTER ONES = NONE!! 

Sorry to break it to you, fashionistas, but those make you look heavier than you really are. A LOT HEAVIER. It may sound like it's all the way around, but the shininess of the vinyl has the same effect as white conventional leggings or tights.

If you're lucky enough to be stick skinny, and you're legs make you look emaciated, you shouldn't hesitate to buy a pair of vinyl leggings, even if you're a guy. A stylish guy. They'll work like implants in the boobies of a porn star wannabe. Satisfaction guaranteed!! 

PS: American Apparel has THE best vinyl and nylon leggings. 

Also, please don't go animal print unless you're a hooker that is *thinking she should probably tell you those floral ones can also be put in the hooker category*... TOO BOLD, TOO TRASY, TOO FLASHY, JUST OVERALL NASTY! Go black and don't go back? *eff I totally ruined it here, whatevs, move on!*

PS: We went to Zara a couple days ago and got these so-called "denim leggings". One thing: THEY'RE NOT LEGGINGS. I have no idea why people keep using the term for pants. They're just ultra skinny jeans that's all. Leggings are leggings, pants are pants. It's amazing how even the industry can't tell them apart. *getting irritated* 

*Picture for embarrassment purposes *grinding her teeth, thanks Eni* 

Man, I hope I can get past the embarrassment of totally losing my face for posting these pics with my face in them (was going to take them down, but not anymore, since >:( eni already showed them to y'all), doing weird stuff like this, but it's all for you readers, WE LOVE YOU!! thanks for the support. * cursing those who give us the "shut up vote" you know what I think about that and I know who you are*

This thread WILL continue with the Dude Edition, whenever Eni feels like picking up where he left last time. "Enis just too tired." - Enis
Thanks for reading our blog n.n
D&E

Our Most Scrumptious Apology

HeY ppl !
So the lack of activities in Eni's Schedule drove him to mess with the Blog's html, Wis wanted to pimp the blog up , in order to achieve ULTIMATE-AWESOME-OUTOFTHISWORLD-COOLNESS so we sat on our computah{ok not literally lols} and started to change stuff XD, Its was kind of a html rape lols, wis mishandled the codes, and it was a dissaster !!! Wis wanted to cry ! The blog din't work, the Didis weren't online to help ! OH MY it was Chaos ! CHAOS EXTRAORDINAIRE!
So D&E Wanted to express our most scrumptious apologies XD for the lack of visual coolness; But we'll be back on track soon !
eNiBeNi

Hot From The Oven: Guitar Lessons With Mr. Mayer Himself

Oh, thank you! There's no Maniston in the video, you guys!! only J. Mayer juiciness *swoon. 



PS: To the haters, who have been rating this post "Oh Shut Up", YOU SHUT THE EFF UP!! ^__^ we mean it.

Delivering The Morning Juice, Yet Again: Twitter Time!!

TWIT TWIT TWAT *beep, bad word

Okay, so as some of you might know, or not, D&E love twitter, it's become kind of an obsession, it's pretty cool, funny, and easy to use. 

Note to readers: Didis are not known for quality reviews so... (letting out the hyena lol)

Here's a sample of Twitter fun, for the noobies or newbies, and the pros (vaguely meaning D&E). 

Video 1) Just for fun, especially recommended for the pros, but noobies (likes spelling that way) can watch too, pretty comical.

Video 2) Explains what twitter is in a pretty entertaining way!!

PS: check out user charlestrippy on youtube.

Scrumptious Music Download (8)

Hey Y'all ! Are we feeling scrumptiouser (Yes I DID made that up XD)?
The Eni's thought it might me cool & nice to teach YOU guys how to download music in a reliable,quik'n'eazy, safe way from Myspace music profiles. So listen up y'all !!!

1 - Go to MySpace Music

2- Search for your fave artists/songs/albums or w/e

3- Click on their profiles and copy the URL/link of the profile
Ex: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=88858489

4- Now go to www.file2hd.com

5- Paste the myspace profile URL in the URL blank spot [DUH!]

6- Check the -i have read and agreed the terms- box

7- Click on the AUDIO ball in the -filter- section

8- Click on the -get files- thingy XD

9-A list of songs is gonna show up on screen , search for the song you would like to download (MAKE SURE ITS FROM THE HIGH QUALITY LIST), and click on it, and it should start downloadin !!!!!!! hooorraaay !

The Enis actually prefer the -file2hd- method over Limewire.The download's pretty safe and quick ! So go ahead TRY IT !! Plus there's TONS of music you'll never get from limewire !
Sooo Go to Myspace Music, discover new cool scrumptious music, and download it right away !!!
OH! Almost forgot to thank a dear friend of us Enis, who taught us this lil' cool secret . So thanx HD <3>!


Keep Feeding the Scrumptious Indie Pop Geek Within You

PS: Let us know if it works for you, or if it wasn't clear enough ! n.n
Wis love sum FEEDBACK !!!!!!!<3

American Idol Spoof

So, yeah, basically, I rose and shined 6 hours too early, the sun was hitting my room really bad so there was no way I could sleep with all that light.

I was watching some videos on youtube last night, and came across this Shane Dawson guy. We thought he was extremely funny, and we just love watching all those messed-up auditions on American Idol, so we were like, why not just show you this? since we all know it's your guilty pleasure too.

Check out his other videos, he's cool.

PS: we seriously have the grammar of an uneducated, I meant to say illiterate, but whatevs, 2 two year old, I just noticed it today on Twitter. Im ma grab my dictionary and hold on tight to it. It'll be my new baby.

Oh speaking of baby, my baby is one year old today!! mom got her in advance for us as our 17th bday present. I love you!! Both!! Miumiu-pretty-shiny-hawt- magenta-pink macbook and mommy!! <3 >